I have 6900 hours in this game and I won't be playing a second more. I got so caught up farming live heart cells and beating off to Lizzie I forgot to pay my fucking mortgage. When my wife asked why I hadn't been to work in 6 days, I tried to explain to her that my game had been frozen because an acolyte spawned in. When she suggested taking a break, I got a bit angry and hit her over the head with my rolled up On-Lyne poster, after taking it out of its jar of course. Then she fucking magnetised me with a no contact order and spawned a lawyer team duet. When I tried to exact revenge on my now ex wife, I caught her being fucked by [DE] Rebecca herself. I tried to stop her but couldn't because the entire game was unplayable. When I asked her how I was supposed to get 60% progenitor bonuses now, she told me to slingshot into a bitches house and dis-infect my virginity. Now I'm in a new underground tile called a 'jail cell' and can't find my way to the street level. This is absolutely unacceptable. Fuck DE. Fuck Warframe, and fuck this stupid update that vanquished my fucking marriage.
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