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DUCES BENEVOLENS
We're a lively, hoppin' group of socially unstable and quite possibly mentally deranged individuals. We are not therapists. We are not a good influence. Do not take us home to your mother. Do not ask what the name means.
If you're still reading, then by all means... come seal your fate join our ragtag band of miscreants and scoundrels! Assuming you're not put off by abusive bots, educational insights into crustacean genitalia, or alcohol-fueled discussions about high explosives, you're welcome to join our family of bullshit. We welcome any brand new Warframe players, and if you stick around longer than 3.87 seconds, we'll help you get on your feet and teach you the game! Long-time players are fine too, I guess (just wipe your feet before you come in).
TO JOIN, CLICK HERE
But don't say I didn't warn ya, fucker!
[[ 18+ ONLY ]]
Come hang out and talk with us about Warframe, shawarma, Norwegian folk dancing, or why Rainbowdash is the best pony.
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PLEASE NOTE:
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Clan membership is only offered if you show active participation in Discord for a while first (and, yknow... aren't a douchewaffle).
HOWEVER!
If you don't want to join our clan itself, that's totally fine! Feel free to join our Discord just for shits.
Clan membership is not required to come hang out.
Our server is fully operational, offering such amenities as:
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General discussion, for shooting the shit (I mean, duh, who doesn't have this? Losers, that's who).
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Up-to-date updates on Warframe, paraphrased by me!
> Cause who really gives a fuck about how they fixed the grammar of the mod description for Rifle Aptitude? I mean seriously...
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Getting
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Showcases for your builds or fashionframe!
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Ripping offer, Trading with other members! Absolutely nothing shady goes on here. ...Why are you looking at me like that? -
Sharing cat gifs! or game deals! or your art! It ain't all about Warframe, even though it mostly is...
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And, in case you say anything particularly stupid or embarrassing, don't worry! We got you covered, with a channel specifically for quoting your every fuckup for posterity.
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Occasional contests and/or giveaways
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and more!
We also have a metric fuckload of bots that offer server utilities such as:
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Alerts/Announcements: sign up for personalized alerts for rare items such as potatoes, forma, wraith/vandal invasions, Cetus Dawn/Sunset, and more, which will ping you in Discord when one of your subscribed items appears. Plus, it'll also let you know when the daily server reset happens, when daily missions reset, and when weekly missions reset. We also have announcements for when Baro arrives to bring Primed Disappointment, and when the Steel Path weekly honors switch over (which you can basically just ignore unless it says "Umbra Forma").
> Ours is custom-made for our server specifically, and the notifications look niiiiice. We put a lot of effort into the aesthetic of things around here.
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Activity: Being active in Discord and socializing rewards you, with access to DB clan membership, expanded permissions, contests, competitions, giveaways, special channels etc.
> Our activity bot is also custom-made just for us and does what no other bot around will do— unlike most bots that just track your total posts from all time in a linear fashion (ie you only ever go up in rank), our bot is adaptive. It tracks your real-time activity over the past 30 days and assigns you an activity tier based on that (in voice and text activity). It can go up or down. It's super fucking cool.
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Self-Roles: There are a variety of self-roles you can apply:
> Mastery Rank: Assigning a mastery rank role will announce your promotion in chat so everyone can
not give a fuckcongratulate you!> Quest Progression: List where you're at in Warframe so the rest of us know whether or not to gaslight the fuck out of you about Stalker! ...I mean, what Stalker? Plus it also give you access to the
#spoiler_chatchannel to keep lore discussion away from Dreamers' eyes.> Syndicates: Indicate which syndicate(s) you're a part of, so you can easily ping members of that syndicate to trade or run daily missions.
> WF Mission Groups: Add roles for a variety of mission types such as Sorties, Kuva, Fissures, Arbitrations, Index, Onslaught, Eidolons, Profit-Taker, Exploiter, and more, so that you can easily link up with others who want to play those same missions.
> Other Games: Add other games you play (from our list of commonly-shared games) so you can more easily connect with people to play! But why do that when you can just play Warframe? I mean, come on...
> Time Zone: Adding your time zone will let others know what time to expect you to be awake! ...which of course is "never" because sleep is for the weak.
> and more!
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Logging: See when new people join the server, or someone leaves, or when they join/leave a voice channel, or when they're banned, or get a new role, etc. Now obviously other servers do that too, but do theirs throw vapid insults at users who leave? Yeah, didn't think so.
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Autoresponses: "Fun" call-and-response commands, because who doesn't love a bot that wishes you goodnight, and has a smashing sense of humor? I mean, it also does useful shit too, like telling you the drop locations of certain warframes or resources, or telling you if a certain prime is vaulted. You can even use it to grab wiki links,, subreddits, Urban Dictionary articles, and more. It's been programmed with over 4000 lines of response code alone. You can even ask it "Who's playing Warframe?"
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Reminders: Set quick reminders for yourself! Want to get a ping when that new warframe is done crafting? You got it!
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Oh, and remember that quotes channel I mentioned? Yep, we've even got a bot to pull a random quote once a day to remind you of the dumb shit you've said! Isn't that wonderful?
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and more!
We play some other games on the side too:
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Valheim
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etc
(Warframe's still our main thing though)
30 DAY FREE TRIAL
Try DB for 30 days free of charge, after which there are no additional charges either!
Unless you want to buy a shirt.
Yes, we have shirts.
No, it will not help you get laid.
Or at least, it hasn't worked for most of us...
Why wait?! Join DB today! Or don't, y'know, who cares... it's not really... a big deal... or anything... k bye...
DISCLAIMER: Signing on entitles you no benefits. You hereby sign over your soul, firstborn child, house (where applicable), your cat, and any spare change on the floor of your car. By joining this server, we are hereby legally entitled to harvest and/or resell your organs upon death or departure from the server. Your Orbiter is now officially the property of Duces Benevolens, its affiliates, and possibly the nearest dairy farm. You waive any rights to protest, reform, or otherwise usurp the government of Lithuania. If you leave and wish to rejoin this server at any time, you will be subject to all laws under the statute of Go Fuck Yourself (case #8008135, subsection D), as well as a fifteen thousand (15000) Rubles severance fine. Failure to pay the aforementioned fine will result in death or other possible risk of bodily harm. Do not take Duces Benevolens except as recommended by your doctor. If you experience Duces Benevolens for more than four hours, please seek immediate medical attention.
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