sábado, 5 de abril de 2025

DE Let the orbiter and backroom share decorations and my life is yours!

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i dont want to strip down my entire god damn orbiter just so i can decorate my room cause theres quite a lot of 1 time items that (im pretty sure) you cant get again [well the r/warframe mods to this down for no reason]

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PEEBLOW GIVE ME A PHAEDRA PRIME RELEASE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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viernes, 4 de abril de 2025

[INT] [XP] [ALLIANCE] [CLAN] DUCES BENEVOLENS: a wretched hive of scum and villainy (new player? old player? random hobo? who cares! all welcome)

^\\\\\ ^WARNING ^/////

DON'T JOIN

DUCES BENEVOLENS

We're a lively, hoppin' group of socially unstable and quite possibly mentally deranged individuals. We are not therapists. We are not a good influence. Do not take us home to your mother. Do not ask what the name means.

If you're still reading, then by all means... come seal your fate and join our ragtag band of miscreants and scoundrels! Assuming you're not put off by abusive bots, educational insights into crustacean genitalia, or alcohol-fueled discussions about high explosives, you're welcome to join our family of bullshit. We welcome any brand new Warframe players, and if you stick around longer than 0.87 seconds, we'll help you get on your feet and teach you the game! Long-time players are fine too, I guess (just wipe your feet before you come in).

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Come hang out and talk with us about Warframe, semen-based mathematics, My Little Pony (unrelated), and more!

Please note: Clan membership is only offered once we get to know you, so you've gotta like... actually talk and shit. Awful, I know—we're currently under investigation by the International Criminal Court for cruel and unusual practices.

HOWEVER!

If you don't want to join our clan itself, that's totally fine—feel free to join our Discord anyway!

Clan membership is not required to come hang out.

You can still join to chat and use our resources... or you can be one of those creepy lurkers that just sits in the background on mute. We won't judge! Except we totally fucking will.

Our server is fully operational, offering such amenities as:

General discussion, for shooting the shit (I mean, duh, who doesn't have this? Losers, that's who).
Up-to-date updates on Warframe, paraphrased by me!

> Up-to-date-ness taken with a grain of salt... I'll stop procrastinating one day, I swear!
Getting ~~mental~~... uh, I mean, Warframe help!
Showcases for your builds or fashionframe!
~~Ripping off~~ er, Trading with other members! Absolutely nothing shady goes on here. ...Why are you looking at me like that?
Sharing cat gifs! or game deals! or your art! It ain't all about Warframe, even though it mostly is...
And, in case you say anything particularly stupid or embarrassing, don't worry! We got you covered, with a channel specifically for recording every fucked-up thing you say, with next to zero regard for context.
Occasional contests and/or giveaways for active members.
and more!

We also have a metric fuckload of bots that offer server utilities such as:

Alerts/Announcements: sign up for personalized alerts for rare items such as potatoes, forma, wraith/vandal invasions, Cetus Dawn/Sunset, and more, which will ping you in Discord when one of your subscribed items appears... yknow, when it's not broken and our dev for this actually has time to fix it.... Plus, it'll also let you know when the daily server reset happens, when daily missions reset, and when weekly missions reset. We also have announcements for when Baro arrives to bring Primed Disappointment, and when the Steel Path weekly honors switch over (which you can basically just ignore unless it says "Umbra Forma").

> Ours is custom-made for our server specifically, and the notifications look niiiiice. We put a lot of effort into the aesthetic of things around here.
Activity: Being active in Discord and socializing rewards you, with access to DB clan membership, expanded permissions, contests, competitions, giveaways, special channels etc.

> Our activity bot is also custom-made just for us and does what no other bot around will do—unlike most bots that just track your total posts from all time in a linear fashion (i.e. you only ever go up in rank), our bot is adaptive. It tracks your real-time activity over the past 30 days and assigns you an activity tier based on that (in voice and text activity). It can go up or down. It's super fucking cool.
Self-Roles: There are a variety of self-roles you can apply:

> Mastery Rank: Assigning a mastery rank role will announce your promotion in chat so everyone can ~~not give a fuck~~ congratulate you!

> Quest Progression: List where you're at in Warframe so the rest of us know whether or not to gaslight the fuck out of you about Stalker! ...I mean, what Stalker? Plus it also give you access to the #spoiler_chat channel to keep lore discussion away from Dreamers' eyes.

> Syndicates: Indicate which syndicate(s) you're a part of, so you can easily ping members of that syndicate to trade or run daily missions.

> WF Mission Groups: Add roles for a variety of mission types such as Sorties, Kuva, Fissures, Arbitrations, Index, Onslaught, Eidolons, Profit-Taker, Exploiter, and more, so that you can easily link up with others who want to play those same missions.

> Other Games: Add other games you play (from our list of commonly-shared games) so you can more easily connect with people to play! But why do that when you can just play Warframe? I mean, come on...

> Time Zone: Adding your time zone will let others know what time to expect you to be awake! ...which of course is "never" because sleep is for the weak.

> and more!
Logging: See when new people join the server, or someone leaves, or when they're banned, or get a new role, etc. Now obviously other servers do that too, but do theirs throw vapid insults at users who leave? Yeah, didn't think so.
Autoresponses: "Fun" call-and-response commands, because who doesn't love a bot that wishes you goodnight, and has a smashing sense of humor? I mean, it also does useful shit too, like telling you the drop locations of warframes or resources, or telling you if a certain prime is vaulted. You can even use it to grab wiki links,, subreddits, Urban Dictionary articles, and more. It's been programmed with over 19,000 lines of response code alone. You can even ask it "Who's playing Warframe?" It's like an AI except... not. And therefore better.
Reminders: Set quick reminders for yourself! Want to get a ping when that new warframe is done crafting? You got it!
Oh, and remember that quotes channel I mentioned? Yep, we've even got a bot to pull a random quote back up from the depths to remind you of the dumb shit you said three years ago! Isn't that wonderful?
and more!

We play some other games on the side too:

EVE Online
Star Citizen
or whatever the current flavor of the week happens to be...

(Warframe's still our main thing though)

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Try DB for 30 days free of charge, after which there are no additional charges either!

Unless you want to buy a shirt.

Yes, we have shirts.

Yes, you can buy one.

No, it will not help you get laid.

^{^Or} ^{^at} ^{^least,} ^{^it} ^{^hasn't} ^{^worked} ^{^for} ^{^me} ^{^yet...}

TESTIMONIALS:

The entire population of Earth has left the server

—> our bot

okay well ya'll are the most rude and unaccommodating people i've never met. nonsensical chatter and unsupportive to newbies. I've seen enough here peace

—> ViperDrake, after sending 5 whole messages

my ears... I was not prepared for 30+ pings immediately!

i'm sobbing so it wasn't false advertising

—> Codilicious

This is wonderful.

I want to raise a family here.

—> Dash Lambda

Why wait?! Join DB today! Or don't, y'know, who cares... ^it's ^not ^{^really...} ^{^{^a}} ^{^{^big}} ^{^{^deal...}} ^{^{^{^or}}} ^{^{^{^anything...}}} ^{^{^{^{^k}}}} ^{^{^{^{^bye...}}}}

^{^DISCLAIMER:} ^{^Signing} ^{^on} ^{^entitles} ^{^you} ^{^no} ^{^benefits.} ^{^You} ^{^hereby} ^{^sign} ^{^over} ^{^your} ^{^soul,} ^{^firstborn} ^{^child,} ^{^house} ^{^(where} ^{^applicable),} ^{^your} ^{^cat,} ^{^and} ^{^any} ^{^spare} ^{^change} ^{^on} ^{^the} ^{^floor} ^{^of} ^{^your} ^{^car.} ^{^By} ^{^joining} ^{^this} ^{^server,} ^{^we} ^{^are} ^{^hereby} ^{^legally} ^{^entitled} ^{^to} ^{^harvest} ^{^and/or} ^{^resell} ^{^your} ^{^organs} ^{^upon} ^{^death} ^{^or} ^{^departure} ^{^from} ^{^the} ^{^server.} ^{^Your} ^{^Orbiter} ^{^is} ^{^now} ^{^officially} ^{^the} ^{^property} ^{^of} ^{^Duces} ^{^Benevolens,} ^{^its} ^{^affiliates,} ^{^and} ^{^possibly} ^{^the} ^{^nearest} ^{^dairy} ^{^farm.} ^{^You} ^{^waive} ^{^any} ^{^rights} ^{^to} ^{^protest,} ^{^reform,} ^{^or} ^{^otherwise} ^{^usurp} ^{^the} ^{^government} ^{^of} ^{^Lithuania.} ^{^If} ^{^you} ^{^leave} ^{^and} ^{^wish} ^{^to} ^{^rejoin} ^{^this} ^{^server} ^{^at} ^{^any} ^{^time,} ^{^you} ^{^will} ^{^be} ^{^subject} ^{^to} ^{^all} ^{^laws} ^{^under} ^{^the} ^{^statute} ^{^of} ^{^Go} ^{^Fuck} ^{^Yourself} ^{^(§8008135,} ^{^subsection} ^{^D),} ^{^as} ^{^well} ^{^as} ^{^a} ^{^fifteen} ^{^thousand} ^{^(15000)} ^{^Rubles} ^{^severance} ^{^fine.} ^{^Failure} ^{^to} ^{^pay} ^{^the} ^{^{aforementioned}} ^{^fine} ^{^will} ^{^result} ^ⁱⁿ ^{^death} ^{^or} ^{^other} ^{^possible} ^{^risk} ^{^of} ^{^bodily} ^{^harm.} ^{^Do} ^{^not} ^{^take} ^{^Duces} ^{^Benevolens} ^{^except} ^{^as} ^{^recommended} ^{^by} ^{^your} ^{^doctor.} ^{^If} ^{^you} ^{^experience} ^{^Duces} ^{^Benevolens} ^{^for} ^{^more} ^{^than} ^{^four} ^{^hours,} ^{^please} ^{^seek} ^{^immediate} ^{^medical} ^{^attention.}